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Terry Wayne

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Hey @Zaxbys, I gotta know. How tf did you make a basket of celery have 400 calories?

TerryComedy's tweet image. Hey @Zaxbys, I gotta know. How tf did you make a basket of celery have 400 calories?

😔 — feeling unhappy at Miller's Ale House facebook.com/10000457299269…


I can’t believe I get to say this but.....we goin to the ship!! #Titans


Yeah, Ricky Gervais did awesome at the GG’s. Now go watch After Life like I told you to a year ago 😉


So we’re just gonna do the whole “Trouble at home, pick a fight in the Middle East as a distraction” thing again?


The strike has made traffic crazy 🚗 — at Paris, France facebook.com/10000457299269…


A week of me time. — traveling to Paris from Palm Beach International Airport (PBI) facebook.com/10000457299269…


Look at that, Shane made the highlights. 4th in the state is nothing to sneeze at. facebook.com/story.php?stor…


Of course they started scaling it and sawing through it immediately. It’s Mexi-can not Mexi-can’ abcnews.go.com/Politics/mexic…


Tommy tight jeans, first row! I’m ready... — attending Tom Segura: Take It Down Tour at Olympia Theater facebook.com/10000457299269…


Trump only wants to know who the whistleblower is so he can pull an #Epstein on that fool.


I just feel sorry for the kid. “Yeah 😒, I saw my gender reveal” facebook.com/story.php?stor…


Me: I’ll have a Dave’s Single, no ketchup. Wendy’s cashier: would you like a 2nd single or chicken sandwich, it’s only $1 more. Me: no thank you Wendy’s cashier: are you sure? It’s only $1. Me: No thanks... facebook.com/10000457299269…


November: The beginning of “if global warming is real, then why is it snowing so much” season.


Just a reminder that Captain America, killed sooo many people


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