Terry Monét
@TerryMonet
Absolutely 100% real sports commentator, commentating on all the best sport. Husband to Sandra Monet, Ice Queen.
Sad to hear Eric Abidal has been forced to retire by his liver. It's George Best all over again.
Lovely ton from Andrew Strauss, a knock reminiscent of a succulent kumquat, in more ways than one.
Oli Gunnar Solksjaer, who is currently in talks with Aston Villa and NATO, is doing keepie uppies in the stands here tonight.
RIP Donna Summer, top class singer lady, quite the snooker player and all round top lass. A sad day.
It's good to see a big name like Michael Owen giving so much commitment to the Carling Cup.
He's probably about the only professional footballer in England that could described as both 'comical' and 'conical'. Hats are off.
United just can't seem to get past him, he's like some kind of zombie barracuda rottweiler, and he's not about to let them score.
Coventry City will be sleeping on a bed of nails tonight unless they glaze the butcher's meat here today.
Seriously, Sandra is coated in the stuff, and I'm not even sure it's all her blood.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up next to your wife for the first time in days, and she's smothered in blood and cocaine.
Well the ball isn't in anyone's court, it's a grass pitch.
The balls could be bright neon colours and this game would still be dull, here's hoping for a terrorist attack to liven up the day.
This game of snooker resembles a binman and a catholic priest embroiled in a long oral sex session - religious, odorous, and scandalous.
Alfonso thinks he's the bee's knees, well let me tell you something: bees don't have knees! They have wings! Like angels! But he's no angel!
He has the presence of a quite large honey badger in a corridor full of blue tits, and he's used it to save this mediocre penalty.
The crowd cheer as another ball goes in the pocket, but the fair sort of snooker is being massacred tonight by this heroin guzzling buffoon.
I imagine Osama Bin Laden's death will inspire both teams here tonight.
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United States Tendências
- 1. Arsenal N/A
- 2. Cunha N/A
- 3. Carrick N/A
- 4. #ARSMUN N/A
- 5. Arteta N/A
- 6. Dorgu N/A
- 7. Pretti N/A
- 8. Manchester United N/A
- 9. #MUFC N/A
- 10. #HardRockBet N/A
- 11. $GHOST N/A
- 12. Gannon N/A
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- 14. Kyle Rittenhouse N/A
- 15. Laken Riley N/A
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- 18. Man U N/A
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