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From humble beginnings, there is the catapult to fame, the planets align, and the surname alone is enough for recognition. Ponder the tragedy of Hancock, then, who failed to hook up with Mick Ronson.
WOW, just seen the poster for Martin Freeman as Richard III, what a summer, already have my tickets for Bruce Forsyth's King Lear at the RSC
Liberal Democrats reuniting...now one big happy family, and they all know they're The Munsters, but they all think they're Marilyn...
Nephew Freddie put a poster of Scarlett Johansson on his wall...now has letter from a lawyer complaining of "this degrading act of torture"
I was asked tonight if I had ever seen Steven Gerrard lift the Premiership trophy, and do you know I don't think I can recall such an event
Whale carcasses are being washed up on beaches along the Thames...now locals are worried they'll take their jobs
Congrats all the smug bastards celebrating Mother's Day...I just watched mine being executed by firing squad in the yard of a Chinese prison
I always laugh at messages etched on Caramac bars by chocolate factory staff, but since last Thursday they've been very personal and hurtful
My Uncle Ted, 74, just had 6 tennis lessons at the sheltered home, now raving about the 20 grand he'll get for going out Wimbledon 1st round
Apparently met Katie Hopkins (who?) a few days ago...gutted when a "mate" later advised me I had not really had a chat with Robbie Savage...
Just watched Reach For The Sky, Douglas Bader biopic, poor old tin legs hanging on the wall, gamely dealing with intruder in the bathroom
Sale pottery student Sue Keen told friends she had just learned the Holy Grail was not a real cup..."I wish I'd done badminton", she whined
RSPCA co-opted onto Operation Yewtree investigation as Daily Express calls for Rod Hull to be stripped of his knighthood
Peruvian playing pan pipes poorly in street today wearing Arsenal strip, his mum said if he learns to play it she'll get him a Chelsea shirt
Let's try to make sure Rooney and Suarez get more cuddles, otherwise we will never learn any lessons from the Lake District terrapin tragedy
If Cameron and mates get into creaky legislation against page 3, Buck Mulligan will no longer be frowning at the lather on his razorblade
Fab news from Mary Poppins Hospital, birth of a royal child accountable to taxpayers, state school and name already put down for the Crips
@Karorunning new to the twitter lark, good place to talk crap tho
Community-spirited Falkland Island paedophiles now only bothering penguins.."Chris" says tin of sardines cheaper than large bag of Maltesers
just goaded mate into spending thirty grand on cottage at edge of eroding coastline...Colin, I was wrong, you have got the balls ha ha ha
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