When your mom tells you to wash the dishes but you've had enough
When you wake up , take a shower and as you change yo clothes and put on yo shoes you hear yo moms say "you not going no where"
When you getting jumped by 8 niggas and you fall but instead of stomping you they all pull out they dicks
When you just finished eating the bones out your cat's ass and your mom walks in while you're cleaning up the leftover blood
When your cellmate has been sucking your toes for 5 minutes Straight and he gets up and pulls out a cock eight times smaller then yours
Tom Hanson and child bait actor stare unbelievably at child predator's unnaturally large genitalia (How To Catch A predator - 2014)
When you sleep over at your Homie house and you black out at dinner and wake up in his bed Naked with your bootyhole 3x looser
When the Homie comes in ya room and nuts in your earlobe while you sleep and walks out without saying no homo
Me: Aye pass the aux Friend : ight but you better not play no trash shit Me:
When your step dad is beating you and your special ed little brother thinks it's a dance party
When you just tryna get yo lunch at the lunch line and you see the lunch lady sucking her own nipple from behind the counter
When your uncle just gave you the best hyucc of your life so u check to see if he left your testicles attached to your scrotum this time
You And the Homie : *Tag Teams 4$ Hooker* 20 Minutes later:
Bitch if u keep not giving me head this finna be yo favorite movie
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