
Andrew Morton
@TestingChef
Three word description: Sarcastic, cynical and pessimistic. Practices self-deprecating humour, but not very good at it. DevBoss @ Ministry of Testing. He/Him
Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane, before I go insane.

This reminds me of @TestingChef‘s way of including people in small chat groups at conferences. He welcomes the newcomer to the group and gives a short summary about the currently ongoing discussion, to include them quickly into the chat. Try it! It also works in online meetings!
Going to a conference? Yes! Introduce yourself. Say hello. Chat to people. They're lovely. Really! And if you're already chatting in a group, make your group approachable using @ericholscher's Pac-Man Rule. Here's how it works. Have fun!
Know someone who might benefit from the Ministry of Testing Scholarship? Pass this on. buff.ly/3XD2TaP
I don't know why we bothered buying her a bowl of her own.

Here's hoping all the gyms have performance tested their membership pages.
Parody versions of songs are almost always better than the originals
Because two is not enough apparently. (This is at my parents house)

Merry Christmas everyone 🎄



The sad thing is, he may have won the championship, but he never managed to Ketchum all. #Pokemon
If there is one consolation, it is, do you really want to be remembered for winning the controversial World Cup in Qatar?
Her: Jeeesus Her: Christ, it's cold Me:
You would know him by his full name: Jesus Christ It's Cold
You would know him by his full name: Jesus Christ It's Cold
Her: What happens if it is a draw? Me: England lose. Because it goes to penalties.
A pocket full of pawsies
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