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Name is a joke between a friend and me, might update to something diff or might not 🤔😈. Photographer 📸 All I’ve had today is 6 gummy bears and some scotch.

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One day during practice I just feeling it. You know how you’re always horny at that age? 😂😈 Something about getting tackled, tackling others, getting knocked in the dirt, it was making my dick hard. I’d cut my hand somehow and it was bleeding, so the coach sent me to the


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A reminder: You lose nothing walking away from someone who thinks you are nothing worth losing.


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FACT: A man Neverrrrrr leaves a woman when it gets hard. He leaves when it gets disrespectful.


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Gentlemen (and ladies?) who use chewing tobacco: consider quitting I dipped for about 14 years, and I quit 2 years ago. I don’t have any family history of cancer (that I know of) and this seems like the most likely catalyst of my current fun times. It only took 1 apt to learn…

Hair seems safe for now, but any food I eat the day of JFC. I am going to lose all the weight I’ve gained if this is how it’s gonna go 😅



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We are looking for $600 for childcare. Today.

If you really knew me, you’d know that I’m holding a lot in my life right now. And as of 12a thurs I am opening my home to a mom of two kids as a space of refuge. I’m glad it’s something I can offer. But I’m coming to say, if u have some extra lunch money to send my way 1/2



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