Texts From Jo
@TextFromJo
Not sure if my friend Jo is super wise or super weird. Up to you to decide.
Jo: "Sometimes you just have to chug 48oz of green juice in 15 minutes and see what happens, you know?"
Jo: "If my cat releases her anal glands on me one more time I'm going to have a mental breakdown." #cats
Jo: "My hands smell like farts" Me: "Did you fart on your hands" Jo:".....I can't remember"
Jo: "Have you pooped today? Asking for a friend." Me: "No you're not." Jo: "Clearly you haven't yet, Ms Debbie Downer"
Jo: "I have to focus harder to not gag while brushing my teeth than when having oral sex. WTF?"
Jo: "I just saw a cat get hit by a car and instantly threw up on myself." Me: "Normal response" Jo: "I need ice cream"
Jo: "My butt has been EXPLODING!" Me: "Diarrhea or solid?" Jo: "Soft serve poop. Same kind I imagine Trump has daily. DUH!"
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