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(910): The VS fashion show is tonight and I just ate an entire pizza. I think we all know who the real winner is here


(828): He thinks he's coming over for sex but really it's for warmth


(919): Maybe we shouldn't have given the cat so much of the nip...


(336): We go together like tequila and lime


(336): It just smells like rum and despair


(828): I'm so proud of us for not dying


(336): You gave a whole speech on how much you wanted to bang him. It was inspiring


(910): It's like he keeps dating ugly versions of Taylor Swift


(919): I had planned to go to the gym but tacos


(336): Plan for tonight: Get drunk. Don't die.


(919): Who told all these couples it's okay to be cute?!


(704): Vodka and Cookout aside, my body is a temple


(828): is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle?


(910): High as fuck and watching the cosmos. This shit is gold


(828): You know it's been too long when the heat off the pizza box on your lap turns you on


(910): Should've known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in a coffee mug


(704): I wake up every morning and wish I didn't have to wear a bra


(828): I tell myself every day that I shouldn't be friends with you


(919): Fuck classes. Fuck work. Fuck anything that doesn't involve sleeping, sex, or bacon


(704): I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number


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