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「ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴏɴ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅᴀʀʏ ꜱᴘᴀʀᴅᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ; ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴘʀɪᴇᴛᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄʀʏ.」 ``ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪɴ ᴅᴏᴜʙᴛ, ꜱᴍᴀᴄᴋ ɪᴛ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴍᴏᴛᴛᴏ.``
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ωαηηα кησω тнє ηαмє?ー ー🅳🅴🆅🅸🅻 🅼🄰🆈 🅲🆁🆈. •✒ ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ • ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ/ꜱᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ • ɴᴏɴ ʟᴇᴡᴅ • ᴅᴍᴄ ʀᴘ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ "ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴜꜱᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ?" "J a c k p o t."
"...Feels like there's more demons every day around here. Or... well, more like every month. Well, not like I can complain. If they keep quiet, I won't have any headaches to deal with. If they start trouble, my wallet might start to fill up again. Either way's fine with me."
Suddenly, a loud yawn erupts from the Devil May Cry office. "Ahh, damn... how long did I sleep in? Feels like ages... and I feel like crap." He's been sleeping in his chair, so of course, he's gonna be aching. And probably for a while, so don't mind him if he creaks.
Joke's on him, Dante hasn't paid the phone bill in weeks!
when you can't afford fuel but Morrison offers to pay your tab for you if you actually do your damn job for once
𝙒𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙. ᴢᴇʀᴏ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴏɴᴇʀ. -- ᴅʀᴀᴋᴇɴɢᴀʀᴅ | ᴍᴠ -- ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ | ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ -- ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs #ᴇᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀʀᴛ
Arises from a pile of unpaid bills "Ugh... damn, I'm hungry."
If you're gonna insult me in rhyme, at finish the damn rhyme off right. Half-assed insults don't count around here, Shakespeare.
He already got a fighting game, let him stay there
V, quit making me hungry.
Really? Don't tell me you're into bird-watching, are you Vergil? That's unexpected. ...Then again, I guess you've had more surprising hobbies.
Jumps awake "Huh, wha? Party...? Am I in Smash yet or something? No? ...Pheh." Places magazine on face and falls right back to sleep.
"And a loud mouth. And a nag. Don't forget those."
"Nah, I don't think so. Y'see, lawn gnomes are quiet. You can ignore them. You put *her* on a lawn, though? You won't hear the end of it."
"Someone might mistake you for a gnome and put you in their garden."
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