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Jonas.

@ThatFakeJoe

BU for @iJoeJDouble. Fuck you.

Jonas. reposted

Just because I tell you to turn the other cheek doesn't mean I don't kill every hooker I see in GTA #GrandTheftAutoMemories


Jonas. reposted

The closest thing I can think of to the experience of carrying a cross is dragging you best friend home when they’re super drunk.


Jonas. reposted

If you still have a text message signature I bet you still use Hotmail too.


Can my mentions now load or.


OKAY SINCE I'M KO. GOODNIGHT FUCKERS.


I can't even decide if I'm tired or not.


@xFakeRique @SleazyElena *groans softly, frowning slightly*


@xFakeRique @SleazyElena *gulps and falls to the floor, unsonscious*


Ugh, this tweetlimit is lasting forever;


@xFakeRique @SleazyElena *pulla away a little* Just.. a little bit more.. *licks my lips and places my lips on her neck again, sucking hard*


@xFakeRique @SleazyElena *bites down a little harder, holding you close, feeling some blood running down the corner of my mouth*


@SleazyElena @xFakeRique Yeah. Don't worry. *changes and slowly leans down to your neck, places my hand on the side of it and bites down it*


@SleazyElena @xFakeRique *puts my feet on the coffee table and looks up at Elena* Can I bite?


My vampire sex is better than yours so shut up, love.


Jonas. reposted

Joe is too busy trying to imagine vampire sex.


@SleazyElena @xFakeRique *takes the beer and finishes it, sniffs and ruffles my hair, sits back on the couch and stretches*


How can he NOT have a tweetlimit?


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