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The only reason I even considered letting my daughter go to Harriton was so she could wear her leather leggings to school. #publicschoolperk
I'm afraid to ground my daughter because I'm worried about her developing premature wrinkles. #botox
My husband never sends me flowers anymore and I'm sick of it, so as pay back I'm ordering 5 orchid arrangements from Trillium. HA #cashmoney
I'm really worried about our koi. The live-in gardener, Mauricio, installed the heater but these fish are worth more than his salary. So...
whats the point of living in NorthEastern USA if it rains NOT SNOWS in December and u cant wear ur new Donna Karan Fur-Capped Work Boots lol
My sister in law lives in Cherry Hill and the woman can't tell a Gucci from a Pucci. #shame
I walked in on my daughter making special brownies with her girlfriends. It was simply unacceptable they dont need those calories! #bonghits
Christmas IS baby jesus's birthday right? Or wait is that easter? UGH #jewishgirlproblems ;)
9 oclock reservations in the city at Steven Starrs new restaurant with the hubby! I'm pretending we like each other in honor of baby jesus.
The Michelle watch I bought for my daughter last week just went on sale, I must return it, she can't wear "bargain items." #shudder
Just got back from the KOP mall, ugh had to walk through Macy's to get to Neiman's it was traumatizing.
Spotted: PDA greetings at the PTA meeting. That woman is LEETLE too buddybuddy with my son's principal don't you think?
Honey, what's a M.I.L.F. and why did your friend tweet that at me?
@Soursound Call me when you're 18! Area code: six one oh.
My son goes to Haverford. Haverford SCHOOL not Haverford HIGH. Can't you tell by my license plate?
Your baby looks fat in your Christmas Card. Somebody get that thing to gymboree. Sheesh.
What do you MEAN I'm too old to wear pants that say Juicy Couture on the ass!?!
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- 2. Beane N/A
- 3. #MLKDay N/A
- 4. Don Lemon N/A
- 5. Dr. King N/A
- 6. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. N/A
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- 9. Happy MLK N/A
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- 12. Joe Brady N/A
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- 14. Valentino Garavani N/A
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- 16. Nobel Peace Prize N/A
- 17. MLK Jr. N/A
- 18. Pete Nance N/A
- 19. Dolly N/A
- 20. #NationalChampionship N/A
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