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The Real Rulebook for College.

RULE #321: It is acceptable (and encouraged) to get as drunk as you can the night after your last final. You earned it.


RULE #825: Don't fail a final that a professor gives a study guide or mock final for. If they set you up for success, take advantage of it.


Rule #58: Make friends in your classes. They are there for your highest and lowest grades.


RULE #331: Try to focus on a few things rather than juggling a ton, or just take a vyvance/adderall.


RULE #181: Don't be a grammar nazi, ain't nobody got time for that. Also, please learn basic elementary grammar before coming into college.


RULE #82: Some Professors will change your life by being so great. Some will just teach. The rest are just assholes. Get used to it.


RULE #70: Make time for you. Be sure you set aside some time and activities that help you relax and take the stress out of your day or week.


RULE #25: If there is only one good decision you make a semester, it will be to study for your finals early. If not, have fun cramming.


RULE #629: Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life.


RULE #451: Finals week schedule: sleep, study, coffee, study, eat, study, coffee, study, repeat.


RULE #134: No matter what your political or religious beliefs, be open-minded toward others. You can’t learn if you’re closed off.


RULE #4: College will change you. You will meet new people and be exposed to new things, but don't worry. You choose who you want to become.


RULE #690: Coffee can always turn a sluggish Monday into a productive first day of the week.


Rule #2: Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, you've never been sicker.


RULE #27: In your first semester, never turn down the opportunity to go do things with people. Even at 3 am, you can be making memories.


RULE #862: Growing up is a trap.


RULE #27: NEVER turn down a road trip. Best part of being an American college student is having the freedom to drive 100 miles just for fun.


RULE #38: Know the difference between a/an, there/they're/their, and to/too/two before going to college. Elementary grammar. Just learn it.


RULE #479: Invest in a good planner. Nothing is more aggravating than forgetting an assignment that is due.


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