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Single Girl 2.0

@ThatSingleGirl

Love stinks.

"To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best." #margaretthatcher


Do these Topshop leggings give me camel toe? #firstworldproblems


Facebook keeps crashing every time I try to remove this engagement announcement from my newsfeed. #fml #notbitter


Could someone tell me what wine pairs well with barbeque PopChips? #stuffsinglegirlslike


Single Girl 2.0 أعاد

The Emmys remind me of how I've never won anything & nobody wants to wife me up. #Emmys #Cats


Trying to Google stalk this cute guy at work. #stuffsinglegirlsdo


Baked barbecue potato chips and frozen broccoli for dinner. #singlegirldiet


I can't tell if these new Brian Atwoods are ghetto fabulous or just ghetto. :-/


Right now, I'm all about the FTL: fat pants, TV and laundry.


How romantic. #eyeroll@HuffingtonPost: Kanye West: "I wrote the song 'Perfect Bitch' about Kim" huff.to/RR5nL0


Overheard a guy telling his girlfriend "You look gorgeous today." Barf.


Another Facebook engagement announcement, another anxiety attack.


Teehee, love that Carmelita Jeter is wearing a red racing outfit. She looks like the Flash.


Single Girl 2.0 أعاد

@ThatSingleGirl: "Oh no Ryan Lochte, you better put your shirt back on" #SaidNoGirlEver


Let's Google stalk the cute boy I sat next to for three hours on a flight today. #stuffsinglegirlsdo


Just spent a dollar and wasted calories eating half of a terrible Dunkin Donut. I AM SO MAD! #hulksmash


Super pregnant girl in a jersey maxi dress with her belly button totally sticking out. Gross!


Every time I find out someone I've dated is "in a relationship," I throw a silent temper tantrum in my head. Sigh.


Mom: "What are you making for dinner? Cereal?" Me: "NO! Geez, mom." I had a bagel and cream cheese. #singlegirldiet


Driving through Beverly Hills with the top down on the convertible and some black dude in a Prius blows a kiss at me. #sorandom


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