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It's the Adventure Bot! [Intro music plays] (Work still in progress! Will keep adding more quotes!)

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It's not all abra-ca-fuck you and what have you, I have a beating heart! I'M MULTI-DIMENSIONAL. I'm a fully realized creation!


You cut my whole body off my butt!


I don't know if you've heard of his name from legend, he's T-to-the-double-A-KO. Yeah. It's me.


If someone tries to hand you some bad dick, say no! SAY NO TO BAD DICK!!


Can our heroes solve the greatest mystery of all: Love? Also, murder?


I float across the lava like a grown man.


Can we make it canonical that Merle was cast out of his clan because of his love for Kenny Chesney?


The unicorn dick is tainted!!


WHAT DO YOU WANNA FUCK? AN ONION?


Taako, I want to know... Was this call for business or pleasure?


Why are we looting? This isn't a dungeon, people do business here!


You walk into this room singing showtunes, and everyone inside this building looks at you, and kills you.


Can I roll to see if i smash his violin?


No adventure would be complete without weasel man!


A swamp is not a beverage.


"How ze fuck do you know about this magical cave of mine?" "Craigslist."


As soon as he turns away I fuckin' turn it back into a bowl because that's what I feel like making today.


Let's turn this bugbear into a hugbear!


It's not all abra-ca-fuck you and what have you, I have a beating heart! I'M MULTI-DIMENSIONAL. I'm a fully realized creation!


You've solved my Shrek-puzzle!


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