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The Honky

@TheAngryHonky

My wife thinks she’s been losing weight: I’ve stretched out her panties.


I sound like I’m deaf when I ejac.


My lips and scrotum constantly get caught in zippers.


I simply throw my sperm out the bathroom window.


New Year scream shitting in action! #NewYear2026


I enjoy the fine programming on BET.


My wife's New Year resolution is to stop scraping my underpants before putting them in the laundry.


Every time I answer the phone, a voice tells me to “kill them all”. I don’t know if it’s a psycho or my mother, but it’s frightening.


I’m constantly lactating.


This is one of my favorites on YouTube. The quality is astonishingly high. Use good headphones to watch this. The fourth chapter is coming soon. youtu.be/SUelbSa-OkA?si…

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I’ve never seen a cheerleader naked, but I have been beaten up by a few.


Every time I see someone buying toilet paper I laugh uncontrollably because I know where it’s going.


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Her pussy was yellow from years of nicotine stained fingers blasting her all those years.


Hahahahaha!!! Who’s living with HIV?! 🤷🏼‍♂️


Looking to get shot in the face during a road rage incident.


I’m going to leave my wife for dead and wander the desert southwest.


Christmas feels like it was months ago.


Big plans tomorrow: buying new slippers.


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War.


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