The Angry Oracle
@TheAngryOracle
When people say things like I can't deal with stupid,I usually pause and imagine the internal struggle they are going through within.
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Working on a concept... calling it "Immaculate Projection; a Baldwin Story." too soon?
We really do need more politicians in acting... I feel they could restore the craft.
It really is about time we put a moratorium on use of the phrase "drink the Kool-Aid." Kool-Aid has endured enough unwarranted pain and suffering as the eternally alleged conspirator amidst all forms and instances of political chicanery...
This fat Macgyver look isn't working for Steve Bannon at all...
I hear for Aquaman 2 they are going to submerge a turd and film that for 2.5 hours.
I wore a red shirt to Target today and long story short, lets just say, apparently I'm covering for Debbie...
What the world needs now are more exposed nipples, particularly in our leadership.
Does this constitute twitter OG??? Asking for a friend.
Basically the CDC is saying eat more pie... I can handle that...
On Tuesdays I converse using only anapodota at three times the normal speaking volume. People really love that.....
Damn you Taylor Swift, leave Earth Wind and Fire alone!
I'd like to bring the Dating Game back to television except I'd make a few minor changes. For one, I'd like to call it "Who gets to Bang Shakira." Secondly, I'd like to be the only contestant.
The Pope says there is no hell!! Well thank god for that, I thought I was totally fucked.
Hey man, when you have a bad day just remember, it could always be worse... like you could step in poop on top of it all. But if you did have a bad day and stepped in poop... well damn.... that is shitty...
You ask for recommendations for non judgmental churches... how's was I to know Satan"s church wasn't an option.... talk about judgmental
I think justin timberlake described, in a song, how to make an eclipse box. Step 1 was cut a hole in the box (I believe)...
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