Rebecca Cahnmann
@TheBexFiles
I tend to live vicariously through a more naive less polished version of myself when compelled to fit in with the rest. When that fails, I rule. PERIOD.
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Dear Skokie Court metal detector, After meeting the man with $6 in pocket change today, how bout u change your name to "Stupid Detector?"
Mental note: Get letter from doctor today RE: volunteer limitations. So glad I have notes written on Twitter to remind me of mundane tasks.
Like a glass pot throwing stones at his neighbor the black kettle, you judge covers. Poorly. I, however, read the material inside them 1st.
I swear I can hear my grandma calling out numbers when I sleep...F1, B4, A6... On the bright side, at least I don't have to count sheep!
I'm off to the bingo hall. And by that I mean, anywhere not fun. In other words, I'm spending the day with grandma! Yay!
Life is like a box of chocolates. So good while the good lasts, but you always end up with a stomach ache before the box is empty.
I'm not wasting my potential. I'm just saving it for a rainy day.
Sometimes I like to live vicariously through a more naive less polished version of myself just so I know how it feels to walk in your shoes.
I came here to do two things: kick some ass & chew some bubblegum.... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
Whatever happened to that Get A Life show anyway? That guy was pretty funny, I thought, unless I'm remembering totally wrong. Odds are 5 ...
Another one bites the dust. And by another one, I mean tooth. And by dust, I mean dust.
Thank you Columbus, for being such an arrogant prick and giving narcissistic Americans everywhere another excuse to take a 3 day weekend.
Too bad Taylor Swift had to witness what happens when Kanye drinks too much Colt 45 before the VMAs. Fail, Kanye, FAIL.
said "God came to me in my dreams and asked me to sacrifice religion." I couldn't help but to oblige.
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- 1. Fanone N/A
- 2. Arlington N/A
- 3. Jack Smith N/A
- 4. Jesse Minter N/A
- 5. Fable N/A
- 6. Sinners N/A
- 7. #RavensFlock N/A
- 8. Ivan N/A
- 9. He-Man N/A
- 10. #BTS_ARIRANG N/A
- 11. Maki N/A
- 12. Titanic N/A
- 13. Stanford N/A
- 14. Hanoi Jane N/A
- 15. Trinity Rodman N/A
- 16. Oscar N/A
- 17. Gore N/A
- 18. Nehls N/A
- 19. Brex N/A
- 20. harry styles N/A
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