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Sheila is the star of this Bach women tell all. Thank you @LowandSlow00 for bringing such joy into America's life #bach #chickenenthused


Yo @jennifersaviano is talking smart things right now. Olivia is getting roasted


...and incidentally creates the most racially diverse Bachelorette season ever


#boldpredictions @CailaQuinn is our next bachelorette after losing a heartbreaker to Lauren B and ABC gets a record high Asian candidates


Air balloons? Are they contractually obliged to be in the sky on all of the one-on-one dates?


Shoutout to the producers for telling @amandastantonnn to be camera ready at 4am #goodlookingout #bach


Olivia is about to go HAM on that bidet when she gets booted today #bach


Podcast episode 2! We listen to shitty music! twoboredemployees.com/?p=945


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New pod! Kevin & I check our 2015 Spotify stats and promise to watch Gen. Hospital if @teenystweeting does our pod!. twoboredemployees.com/?p=945


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Good. u know what else is a gun-free zone? Hospitals. And more people die in ERs then anywhere else in America

Police union wants NFL to allow concealed carry at stadiums fxn.ws/1PotS53 via @perrych

FoxNews's tweet image. Police union wants NFL to allow concealed carry at stadiums  fxn.ws/1PotS53 via @perrych


Ben Carson is apparently misquoted a lot. But what do you expect from writers at small local papers like the Wall Street Journal? #GOPDebate


For someone who promotes his wealth, Trump was asked how much $$ his deportation plan would cost, and gave no dollar figures. #GOPDebate


Nobody on that stage knows how phone calls work. If you call someone and demand 47 things without them talking, that's a voicemail.


Trump should be a religious leader: "How would you deal with Russia/Syria?" Trump - "We would get along."


Trump's rhetoric is going to have to change. He'll need to accept money as a primary candidate. Campaigns cost >$1b.


"And yeah, Gerald Ford, you hillbilly, cowlick-having chump. You can't do what I'm gonna do, because you suck." - Reagan, presumably.


Jake Tapper has my vote for president. Call them out on non-answers, please.


"RONALD REAGAN NEVER SUPPORTED OBAMACARE, AND I WON'T EITHER"


Question One: "Would you give Ronald Reagan a handjob right now?" Question Two: "Can you slow down and form a line next to his casket?"


Pat wrote about something other than the Bachelorette! It's about music! So many great videos to watch! twoboredemployees.com/?p=867


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