The Bros Code
@TheBrosCode
The Fan/Parody page of The Bro Code. This account is not associated with Barney Stinson or either Barnabus Stinson #BroCode #TeamBro #TrueStory
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A bro should never use "hehehe" in text messages, facebook posts, or tweets.
No bro should ever spend more time doing his hair than his girlfriend.
Don't practice until you get it right, practice until you can't get it wrong.
Don't be offended when someone falls asleep after sex. It means you did a great job.
Ladies, guys are sick of hearing you ask where all of the "nice guys" are. They're in the friend zone, where you left them.
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth." -broddha
For every fucked up person, there are a million heroes. Don't lose hope.
Don't try to rationalize what your pet does. Pets do shit for absolutely no reason.
United States Trends
- 1. Kash N/A
- 2. Tourette N/A
- 3. #AKOTSK N/A
- 4. Claressa N/A
- 5. Lakers N/A
- 6. #RHOP N/A
- 7. FBI Director N/A
- 8. #IndustryHBO N/A
- 9. #LCDLF6 N/A
- 10. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms N/A
- 11. Payton Pritchard N/A
- 12. 960 SAT N/A
- 13. Celtics N/A
- 14. El Mencho N/A
- 15. Maekar N/A
- 16. Kelly Price N/A
- 17. Canadians N/A
- 18. México N/A
- 19. Horacio N/A
- 20. Puerto Vallarta N/A
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