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@TheBruCode

The ultimate guide in how to become a bru.

"Wie maak die jol vol"?!! Wie maak die shut the fuck up.


People who study in Vida, fooling no one but yourself.


"Late night study sesh" ? -Hahaha yeah right.


Most justifiable form of procrastination is taking a dump. Just feels like you're actually doing something productive instead of studying...


Stop stuffing around and get the Whey Protein out ! Results...


Please don't tell me that any of this #bielieber shit applies to any person that follows @thebrucode. Ain't nobody got time for this shit..


Really don't understand those overly fanatical soccer supporters. bru - just don't.


"@Anton_Taylor: If you go to Spur on a Monday for the 2 for 1 deal & only have 1 burger I'd prefer it if you avoided eye contact with me."


FIFA commandments.

TheBruCode's tweet image. FIFA commandments.

"I say that the biggest gym in world is in the kitchen"


Well done @Anton_Taylor on creating Jozi Shore, absolutely golden hey bru's. Give it a watch if you haven't already.


If you are fan of all this 'bieber fever' shit that is going down. Just fuck off, leave right now.


If you are South African and support New Zealand teams, kindly fuckoff.


Banter is for bru's #brutalk


If they still keep track of the small amounts of money you owe them, they're not your real brus...


No pain, no gain bru.


#thingsabrushouldadvertise when he benches a ridiculous amount: like 120/130kg.


#thingsabrushouldnotadvertise that a BBM status is a place to declare your 'undeniable' love for someone.


#thingsabrushouldnotadvertise that he can relate to a Taylor Swift song.


#thingsabrushouldnotadvertise that he saw how well endowed a lad was in the gym locker rooms.


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