Courtney.
@TheCITLeader
“He’s such a liar, @TheDuncneyChild. Go ask @DreadfulDuncan again, he borrowed $50 from my purse this morning.”
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“Uh, hello? Where’s the holiday spirit around here? And where’s Duncan to tell me that I’m his greatest gift?”
“And /you’re/ incompetent. So a ‘Thank you Courtney for making me better!’ would be nice.”
“ 46 ?! I know it’s been awhile but you’re still as crazy as ever you know that ? ”
“Because after I change the forty six things that I don’t like about you, /then/ you’ll be my perfect Prince Charming.”
“ god do you ever quit your nagging ? besides if i’m not prince charming how’d i end up with you , princess ? ”
“Oh, like you’re one to talk. Stealing, vandalizing, and doing everything BUT following the rules doesn’t exactly make you Prince Charming.”
“ right .. because you being an over controlling goody little two -shoes definitely doesn’t make you annoying. ”
“I am /not/ annoying! Maybe if you were less of a delinquent, I’d like you more.”
“ and i wish you weren’t so annoying but we don’t always get what we want. ”
“I wish you weren’t such a loser sometimes.”
“Typical Ken.”
“Trust me, I’ve never felt more inspired.”
" Maybe Courtney should take notes from the other girls that broke up with their barbie hating boyfriends.. "
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 2 Dec 2013 (via @twi_age).
I’d think twice about that statement.
……….. you’re sick.
and? no tip?
i don’t get paid enough.
🤨
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