Captain Daddy
@TheCaptainDaddy
Beer comes first always.🍺 Currently working on trying to see my kids again after my wife left me for @captain_step 👨🏻
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The Captain may be crude. But he doesn’t support misogyny or racism. Fuck Trump. 🖕🏼
Trump Deadass admitted he’s been taking hydroxychloroquine, even after the CDC disclosed warnings of taking it for COVID-19... Side effects of hydroxychloroquine include paranoia, hallucinations and psychosis. Let that sink in.
0/10. All this nature, still no beans. This is why people don’t recycle more.
0/10. Despite what you might expect, there were no beans inside. The cake lied.
Book of Captain Daddy Chapter 69; Rule 911 “When one is hungover, thoust shall keep the party going. Keep on, drinking on”
Captain Daddy is drinking Seagrams Gin Like Twist with Limeade Red Bull with a dash of strawberry grenadine. How about you?
People keep telling me that I need to stop calling my stairs “Plan B”
DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES GO FUCK YOURSELF
While I do believe that there are different degrees of metalhead. We are all still metalheads! I’m curious though, do any of you listen to bands outside of the #metal universe??
Thanks to the internet, my back alley abortions have now become at home abortions.
I’m practically useless until I’ve had my afternoon poop.
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