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One time at Chuck E. Cheese, when I was a kid, a fly dive-bombed a piece of pizza at our table. It struggled weakly in the cheese and sauce for a second and then died there. (no hard feelings, chuck)
Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese. Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.
I don’t pay much attention to sports, but honestly this is so much more humane. It was barbaric to have people just running around battering each other until their brains were damaged.
Good stuff. Can help with feeling overwhelmed or hopeless
Love this list from @prisonculture of things to do that aren't protesting or voting: docs.google.com/document/d/1OS…
Do you think Toys-R-Us considered Toys-R-We?
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Went foraging without my gear and now my phone has sundry plant matter clogging the charging port from sharing a pocket with that which I could not resist 😭
Password reset fail, power window malfunction, water heater leak, and billing error meant four help line calls and a lot of hold time in a single day where I also had to work 🙃 Thaaaat's a record
Wow forgot that this happened circa 1998. (unfortunately the Dilbert author turned out to be not a cool dude, even if the comics still [mostly] make me laugh)
![TheColePerry's tweet image. Wow forgot that this happened circa 1998.
(unfortunately the Dilbert author turned out to be not a cool dude, even if the comics still [mostly] make me laugh)](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVoJolOWIAAeK7G.jpg)
The fact that I read Dilbert comics at age 5 explains certain things about me that would otherwise remain inexplicable.
Just saw the note "skin is warm and dry" on the notes from my last Dr.s appt. and I
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