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Cesia Barry

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Somewhere in the heartland, in the grip of a midlife crisis, xray seemed like the answer.

Patients, whatever your hygiene issue is, a Clorox cleanup is not the answer.


Rad tech, mammos, how many of you work part-time & want full time?


I'm going to invent a mammo paddle with a cute paisley or floral design. When you're done, you'll be embossed with a pretty pattern.


How busy was clinic? Scrub crotch ripped, & it was 3 hours+ 3 inches of additional rip, before I could get to bathrm w/ a stapler to repair.


I've shot thousands of chest xrays, & now I'm about to get one myself. I cannot wait to see.


I think of my patients and their breast like waves on the beach: all the same but each one different.


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This is gross, but.. b/t clinic & hospital calling me in, I'm so dirty I can smell my own feet.


Okay, large medical facility that sent a fax with patient name & bday on front page, if that wasn't the intern's fault, you have a big...


Big med ctr that sent a fax w/ pt name & bday on the front, if that wasn't the intern's fault, you have big problems.


Never say never: well-to-do pt today in our posh little clinic had TB!


Wire up a Kinect to a multi-armed da Vinci surgery robot: it's pretty genius. ow.ly/aOw9D


Usually all healthy patients in my clinic, but i don't like the looks of that right lung.


We were up to our elbows in breasts today.


Happy Week-Formerly-Known-As-Nurses-Week, rad techs.


Gak! 3 patients in a row w/ same unusual name. Everybody on their toes.


Got 2 xray-related injuries in 2 wks: rib hematoma in collision w/ cassette, 5th digit bone bruise moving furniture in mammo. Hazard pay plz


MT @infab Mickey Mouse anatomy...don't show this to your kids! pinterest.com/pin/1534039310… Do mice really have patellas?


Aaand today I had my first patient named for someone in Prince's extended posse.


Performed density exams all day, & now that I look at our old cat, I believe she's got osteoporosis.


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