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u start working a 9-6 office job and suddenly stupid lame shit sounds good as fuck like yesssss let’s go to the restroom together then we’ll get some stupid matcha latte 1km away from the office


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@JDVance Log back in pussy. Keep tweeting. You’re not waking anyone up. We know Usha sleeps in the other room. My son played Roblox with your boys btw. Great kids. Usha did a good job keeping your influence out. Not hard though with how emotionally detached you are


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Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.


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I used to watch Charlie Kirk say stuff like this and wonder why nothing bad ever happened to him. But then he got shot and everyone fucked his wife.

This lesbian agitator gave her life to protect 68 IQ Somali scammers who couldn’t give less of a shit about her. The most disgraceful and humiliating end a person could possibly meet.



hey @METAPCs my waifu pc aio broke and is leaking breast milk everywhere. i keep licking it up but it keeps dripping . can you get grummz to help me suck the milk out.


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Kind of embarrassing using tech your friend labbed. Like ohhh im pregnant with your tech. Im in winners finals and its yours


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they should take back bg3’s goty award and give it to alan wake 2


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Geoff gay as hell, I would have fucked that pig on stream


how does this even read in this books original Chinese

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you cant be saying that spotify

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I can’t put down the cup

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saw chainsaw man movie in 3d by accident AWOOGA it was great


10am being the best time to go to taco bell is fucked up


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💥 Fortnite Friday is BACK 💥 🚨 Governor of California, @GavinNewsom hops on the Battle Bus to talk all things gaming, politics, and more 🚨 🇺🇸 2:30 PM PST / 5:30 EST 🇺🇸

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🚨 Governor of California, @GavinNewsom hops on the Battle Bus to talk all things gaming, politics, and more 🚨

🇺🇸 2:30 PM PST / 5:30 EST 🇺🇸

job recruiter reply to any of my 8 emails, or any of my phone calls challenge


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a little late to the parade here but if I wanna get into Charlie Kirk which album do i start with


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straight up, one of the first things i said after finding out the news was "i can't wait to see what connoreatspants has to say about this," but this is far better than i could've imagined. this is high art

ConnorEatsPants shares a memorial video for Charlie Kirk ❤️



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never faggot.

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