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FBI Arrests Donald Trump For Littering in National Park dailycurrant.com/2016/07/05/fbi…


Donald Trump Drops Out, Claims ‘Joke Has Gone Too Far’ dailycurrant.com/2016/06/29/don…


Donald Trump: ‘I Have The Greatest Toenails In The History of Mankind” dailycurrant.com/2016/03/12/don…


Donald Trump: ‘I Have The Greatest Toenails In The History of Mankind” dailycurrant.com/2016/03/12/don…


Crowd Cheers As Trump Executes Muslim Child at Florida Rally dailycurrant.com/2016/03/05/cro…


Donald Trump In Critical Conditon After Choking on Own Bullshit dailycurrant.com/2016/02/29/don…


Obama Nominates Abortion Doctor to Replace Scalia on Supreme Court dailycurrant.com/2016/02/14/oba…


Sarah Palin Licks Frozen Flagpole in Iowa, Gets Stuck dailycurrant.com/2016/01/24/sar…


Man Awoken From 27-Year Coma Commits Suicide After Learning Donald Trump Leads Presidential Race dailycurrant.com/2016/01/18/man…


Trump Promises to Serve ‘Roasted Muslim’ at GOP Convention dailycurrant.com/2016/01/06/tru…


Netanyahu: ‘Palestinians Killed The Dinosaurs’ dailycurrant.com/2015/10/22/net…


America Celebrates Fourth Consecutive Day Without Deadly School Shooting dailycurrant.com/2015/10/06/ame…


Matt Stafford Out For Season Following Lightning Strike dailycurrant.com/2015/10/06/mat… #lions


Scientists Warn Robot President May ‘Enslave Humanity’ dailycurrant.com/2015/09/30/sci…


White Student Arrested For Bringing Bomb-Like Clock to School dailycurrant.com/2015/09/29/whi…


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