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Daily Tip #44: Don't get caught in bed with a living boy or a dead hooker


Daily Tip #43: Never make eye contact while eating a banana


Daily Tip #42: once you turn 60 never pass a bathroom and never trust a fart.


Daily Tip #41: Never walk by a pigeon coup with an owl in your pocket.


Daily Tip #40: Get busy living or get busy dying.


Daily Tip #39: Don't lick white dog shit


Daily Tip #38: Don't skip leg day.


Daily Tip #37: You can never have too many shoes


Daily Tip #36: Do NOT wrestle a polar bear!


Daily Tips #35: Be young and dumb while you still can.


Daily Tip #34: Wear a condom.


Daily Tip #33: don't be afraid of your feelings. Say what you feel.


Daily Tip #32: Don't mooch off of other people's Netflix accounts. They will find out.


Daily Tips #31: Favorites are for pussies.


Daily Tip #30: Ass > Tits


Daily Tip #29: Don't drop the hard R.


Daily Tip #28: Don't drop the soap.


Daily Tip #27: Don't steal hats.


Daily Tip #26: If you hear WORLDSTAR at a party, duck and run.


Daily Tip #25: Don't shit where you eat.


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