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JMM

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If buying Vitamin C supplements is taking a toll on your wallet, settle for Baobab powder. It’s rich in vitamin C and loads of other benefits for the system AND it’s affordable AF


The Zazu edition ya Enoo, Da Capo na Caiiro is one of the best mixes I’ve heard this year Wah! Those people ate nice


Just received a wrong number call from a lawyer and just had to go along with it because the story was so juicy


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I have gone through this thread and this is why I keep advocate for kindness even in small acts. It's the least you can do, people are dealing with a lot. Don't insult,bully,body shame someone,always show grace and patience.

at what point did you know your parents had lost you as a child? i’ll go first. with my dad, it was when he slammed me so hard against the wall i lost consciousness for a few seconds whilst shielding my face from the blows that followed. i was 17 & working. pains me to date



Everyone who is good in this theoretical board is pooor in practicals

Nikishoutiwa sitarudi🥹😂

Lush_Pls's tweet image. Nikishoutiwa sitarudi🥹😂


Huto tu 3 step tracks twa Fully Focus


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Sometimes I feel like my heart is too big to just love one man. I wanna be allowed to love 3 and make them brother husbands🥺🥺


It’s so funny when men are naked, why is your butt so tensed and small😭😭



People think that this is slander but as a 5’7 woman I’ll tell you I have no issues seeing the stage in concerts. The taller men I see look like that because they are dating shorter women💀Ni hayo tu.

I am a 5’8 Kenyan woman I see bad things in the dating scene being the average height for men 🤣🤣



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Maybe I’m the problem but a singing ahh nigga would piss me off.

Another day to make y'all single people more mad 😭😭😭



Kimbia IG umewekwa kwa stories….nasty business 😆😆😆

Aduma in Nanyuki??? Who is even the target audience over there?? 😂🤦🏾‍♂️



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Jacob Elordi spent up to 10 hours a day in the makeup chair for ‘FRANKENSTEIN’ • 42 prosthetic pieces across his entire body • 14 pieces around his head & neck • He’d sometimes arrive at midnight & stay up all night for makeup fitting Read our review: bit.ly/FrankenDF


Hahah oh my don’t I have a story

the worst person you know has a name starts with S



😂😂😂

Matatu I was in ilifunguka boot ikispeed na I had sat nyuma, nywele ikaanza kupeperuka nje kama niko kwa convertible alafu the chilling cold😭 ,Mungu tuanze na ka demio basi



😂😂😂 I knew it

Tumengoja fire set Koda kumbe huyu ni mwimbaji hodari



I hate anything mint on uncanny items- mint cake, mint choc, mint soap, mint lotion… but mint sanitary pads is just DIABOLICAL


Rhumba kwa floor ya Oontz. A very versatile genre 😁


Also no one is ready to hear this but in most cases, hormonal imbalances are number 1 culprits for recurring and stubborn dandruff

Someone please recommend treatment for dandruffs. The best shampoo or whatever



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I said I had a hysterectomy. What do you think a hysterectomy is?

Killing an unborn child doesn’t make you any less guilty of murder.



Being here would give me so much anxiety bruv

😳 Brazil: Iguazu Falls after a heavy rain! This is a disaster waiting to happen 😱



Being a position 2 and 9 girlie id like to say I have a tonne of back issues but I can’t stop 🥹

I sleep in position 13

ced_jayy's tweet image. I sleep in position 13


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