Faylor 🅴
@TheFaylor
The world’s only certified Pietro Maximoff simp, probably.
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I’ve been out of the closet since June 2019 and I STILL haven’t been kissed by a girl. Honestly I’m offended.
To the Taco Bell employee that had the audacity to put ONIONS on my Mexican pizza - what did I ever do to you? 🥲
one thing that u should know about me is that i will cry
If @Fallout’s Perfectly Preserved Pie is so “perfectly preserved”, why does it give you +1 rads when you eat it? You’ve got some explaining to do, Todd.
Upon rewatching season 5 of Doctor Who today, it has occurred to me that I am still in fact very gay for Amy Pond.
The universe has allowed me to live another year, and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem. 🙂
WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS
I made it approximately 10 minutes into my drive to work before I cried. That’s a new record.
Freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom of repercussion. That’s why retail workers you’re rude to don’t tell you to go fuck yourself. 😊
Not me crying to the Endgame soundtrack on my way to work this morning.
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