Matt Harman
@TheGhoti
I'm just here for the free pies... there ARE pies aren't there?
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Classy place, The Long Walk. In unrelated news, they need some pest repellent - this tree’s clearly had snails slithering all over it! 😬
What in the name of fuck was that national anthem about?! #BritishGrandPrix #DamienLewis
So glad others were struggling with this. I think we’re settling on “Buy back vagina, Camilla” (presumably referencing some sort of ill-advised deal she did with a local pawnbroker). And then “My bad, my bad, my bad”?! #Coronation
Dadddyyyyyyyy… are we nearly there yet? Can I play on your phone? Can I play Minecraft when we get home? I need the toilet…
Tragic developments at the #Coronation as Charles falls 2 furlongs from home at The Chair & vets move in to euthanise him…
GENUINELY thought something was being censored (you know what those dodgy choir masters can be like)…! 😳 #Coronation
Some real Champions League grade filling going on from the master of the art, Huw Edwards, today. When I turned the TV on earlier he was segueing from name-checking the guy who designed a candelabra to talking about carpet weave! #Coronation
Mum & Dad’s cats staging a formal protest against monarchy this morning (TV is out of the left of shot)…! #Coronation
Universe: Fancy playing an #FACup semi final? Fulham: Nah, we’re good thanks.
I might have got carried away with this warmer weather. Lunch courtesy of @streetfoodspain & @CreperieWindsor while sat on the balcony. It’s just like being on holiday 😎
Cutting it as fine as I can remember for a flight - I’m sweating like Meghan Markle in a Parisian underpass.
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