TheGildedDoggo's profile picture. I’m Samson the 💪Macro Retriever 🆙 but everyone calls me Goldie :3 the Biggest & Goldenest of retrievers & goodest of boys! 🛑 Under 18’s DNI 🔞

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I’m Samson the 💪Macro Retriever 🆙 but everyone calls me Goldie :3 the Biggest & Goldenest of retrievers & goodest of boys! 🛑 Under 18’s DNI 🔞

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Just an innocent Goldie sitting on his porch in Pitts Landing >:) This is an amazingly sp00ky gift comm from my favorite yeen @EjBeta and the lovely and talented @tanglewrangles I can’t thank you both enough for my first animated comm of Goldie!

ITS HAPPENING



I’m hanging out with a couple of my girlies tonight for ✨ movie night ✨ and they’re sharing a bag of gherkins and frozen peas 😬 I’m sticking to my peanut butter and pretzels like a normal doggo because these 2 are eating like serial killers


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We Bare Bears #ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZero #ZZZ

VonZenless's tweet image. We Bare Bears

#ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZero #ZZZ
VonZenless's tweet image. We Bare Bears

#ZenlessZoneZero #ZZZero #ZZZ

The big bears are the only reason I need to work at Belobog Industries. 🤤 Like, I don’t even care if it’s minimum wage. I’d be spending my lunch breaks getting snugged and hugged on the daily; HR be damned!

TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. The big bears are the only reason I need to work at Belobog Industries. 🤤 Like, I don’t even care if it’s minimum wage. 

I’d be spending my lunch breaks getting snugged and hugged on the daily; HR be damned!

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Hang on a second... who's that emerging from the smo—KYLE RITTENHOUSE?

USMiniTru's tweet image. Hang on a second... who's that emerging from the smo—KYLE RITTENHOUSE?

What could possibly go wrong with AI NPC’s everywhere 😂 Just wait until an AI NPC with one of the Furry-bait skins gets implemented; it’ll get the Tony Tiger treatment instantly from the players

AI NPCs ARE COMING TO FORTNITE CREATIVE THIS YEAR

HYPEX's tweet image. AI NPCs ARE COMING TO FORTNITE CREATIVE THIS YEAR


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MY TEAMMATES KEPT BREAKING THE DARTH VADER AI IT GOT SO LOUD I HAD TO KEEP TAKING MY HEADSET OFF REMOVE THE AI FROM THE GAME THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA @FortniteStatus


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I LOVE THIS MAN'S EXPRESSIONAL FACE

Barkkz's tweet image. I LOVE THIS MAN'S EXPRESSIONAL FACE
Barkkz's tweet image. I LOVE THIS MAN'S EXPRESSIONAL FACE
Barkkz's tweet image. I LOVE THIS MAN'S EXPRESSIONAL FACE
Barkkz's tweet image. I LOVE THIS MAN'S EXPRESSIONAL FACE

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Mario Kart World matches are being overrun entirely by Cow players polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

Polygon's tweet image. Mario Kart World matches are being overrun entirely by Cow players polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

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Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom load significantly faster on Switch 2 polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

Polygon's tweet image. Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom load significantly faster on Switch 2 polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

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Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

Polygon's tweet image. Switch 2 quietly makes shiny hunting in Pokémon Scarlet and Violet way better polygon.com/nintendo-switc…

Name: Goldie >:) Pronouns: Good/Boy Height: 5'10-11 Sexuality: Wouldn’t you like to know Sign: Doggo Colour: Pink or Green Piercings: none. Tattoo: none. Drink: Fruit smoothies or Tea Food: Pizza or Chimken Status: That’s private ;3

TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Name: Goldie >:)
Pronouns: Good/Boy
Height: 5'10-11
Sexuality: Wouldn’t you like to know 
Sign: Doggo 
Colour: Pink or Green
Piercings: none.
Tattoo: none.
Drink: Fruit smoothies or Tea
Food: Pizza or Chimken 
Status: That’s private ;3

Name: Gàidheal Pronouns: Gluteus/Maximus Height: 5'10-11 Sexuality: Bifurcated Sign: Level Crossing Colour: Pink Piercings: Naw Tattoo: Aye Drink: Milk Food: Venison or Eggs Status: Taked by Wah



Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?

TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?

Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?

MiddleFur's tweet image. Without downloading a new image, where are you mentally?


I’m really starting to love succulents way more than ever lately; but some of these are just too expensive

TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. I’m really starting to love succulents way more than ever lately; but some of these are just too expensive
TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. I’m really starting to love succulents way more than ever lately; but some of these are just too expensive
TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. I’m really starting to love succulents way more than ever lately; but some of these are just too expensive

Desperately asking for an experimental Starwars movie that is a total creepy horror film based on Project Blackwing Imperial stormtroopers trying desperately to fight off thousands of infected crew mates as they seek to escape a sabotaged ship would be peak


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Loserfruit made the AI Darth Vader Swear 😂


Sometime around 1999 or 2000, my parents bought a double pack of captain crunch that had a captain crunch game inside that I played over and over and over again on the family computer x3

TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Sometime around 1999 or 2000, my parents bought a double pack of captain crunch that had a captain crunch game inside that I played over and over and over again on the family computer x3
TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Sometime around 1999 or 2000, my parents bought a double pack of captain crunch that had a captain crunch game inside that I played over and over and over again on the family computer x3
TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Sometime around 1999 or 2000, my parents bought a double pack of captain crunch that had a captain crunch game inside that I played over and over and over again on the family computer x3
TheGildedDoggo's tweet image. Sometime around 1999 or 2000, my parents bought a double pack of captain crunch that had a captain crunch game inside that I played over and over and over again on the family computer x3

Brother yes! I remember how we got free videogame demos in magazines and stuff. I think my ps1 spyro game came with a cheat code that let you play crash bandicoot racing when you input it on the main screen. The glory days.



I want that silly plastic stick from my childhood that went ⬆️ “OOOOOOUUUEEEEE” ⬇️ “EEEEUUUUOOOOOO”


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