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The Layman Coder

@TheLaymanCoder

👨‍💻 Java | 13+ yrs in Spring Boot, microservices | 🤖 AI tinker | 🇮🇳 Gurgaon | ♟️ Chess & 🎬 Bollywood fan

Perplexity went full Indian — no work on Diwali 🤝💥 #HappyDiwali #Perplexity #AI #Diwali #ServerDown


Perplexity went off on Diwali 💥— guess even AI needed a power cut to celebrate 🪔🤖⚡ #PerplexityDown #Perplexity #AIProblems


Perplexity down again? 💀 Guess it finally got perplexed by its own name. 🤖🧠💥 Back to Google like it’s 2010 😭📉 #AIProblems #DownAgain #Perplexity #PerplexityDown


Bad Prompt: Me: “Weather?” 😑 AI: “It’s sunny.” 🌞 Good Prompt: Me: “Should I carry an umbrella in Gurgaon today or just sunglasses?” 😅 AI: Gives me the rundown + warns about surprise rain! ☂️😎 medium.com/@TheLaymanCode… #AI #ViralTips #TrendingNow #PromptMagic #MustRead


Java multithreading: Because who wants their app to be slow like Gurgaon traffic in rain? 🚦😂 Master it and ace those coding interviews! 🚀 Read more: medium.com/@TheLaymanCode… #Java #Multithreading #CodingInterviews #TechHumor


On this day, we honor a scientist who made #India a space nation and a tech powerhouse. Let’s follow Kalam’s path—innovate fearlessly, dream boundlessly! 🚀 #BirthAnniversary #TechLegend #APJAbdulKalam #APJAbdulKalambirthday

TheLaymanCoder's tweet image. On this day, we honor a scientist who made #India a space nation and a tech powerhouse. Let’s follow Kalam’s path—innovate fearlessly, dream boundlessly! 🚀 #BirthAnniversary #TechLegend #APJAbdulKalam #APJAbdulKalambirthday

Gurgaon property prices are like AI hype: overfitted to investor dreams, completely useless for real people. 💸😅 #Gurgaon #RealEstate #TechHumour #AI


You: ‘I’ll be productive today.’ AI: ‘Based on your 3 AM Insta scroll, low probability. Suggesting nap + denial.’ 😴📉 #AI #MondayBlues #MondayRealityCheck #TechHumor


Me: wants to build a simple API AI: generates 200 lines, imports nonexistent libraries, and starts writing poetry Me: “Bro, just give me a @RestController#AI #ChatGPT #TechHumor #JavaDev


🤖💼AI just stole another job: proxy interviews, exam cheating, and finishing a Coursera AI Ethics course in 16 seconds with Comet. CEO said ‘Absolutely don’t do this,’ but sorry humans—it’s already game over! #Jobs #Coursera #Comet #AI #GenAI #MachineLearning #TechHumor


🤦‍♂️📉 The irony: AI used Comet to breeze through Coursera’s AI Ethics course, and the CEO said, ‘Absolutely don’t.’ But AI isn’t asking permission while it sweeps your job off the table. #Jobs #Coursera #Comet #AI #GenAI #MachineLearning #TechHumor #FutureIsNow


Moonlight for Karwa Chauth, spotlight for Nobel Peace Prize. Both remind us that whether it’s waiting for the moon or waiting for peace, patience is the real fasting test! 🌙⏳ And yes, love and peace get zero calories! ❤️✨ #KarwaChauth2025 #NobelPeacePrize"


Did you know? The first version of Java (1995) was meant for TVs, not PCs. 📺 Basically, Java was OTT before Netflix existed. 😂 #JavaFacts #FunFact #TechHumor #Java


Indian startups be like: “Add AI” ➡️ “Valuation doubles.” 💹 Even if the only intelligence is Artificial. 😅 #AI #StartupIndia #TechHumor #Entrepreneur


People fly to Silicon Valley to build unicorns. Zoho brewed one quietly in Tamil Nadu… with filter coffee in hand ☕💼🚀 @Zoho #Zoho #MadeInIndia #IndianTech #SaaS #StartupIndia #TechFromIndia #Chennai #FilterCoffeeCode #UnicornStory


AI helps machines understand humans. 🤔 GenAI helps machines imitate humans… 🕵️‍♂️ Sometimes, a little too well. 👀🤖💬Think your chatbot’s getting too real? You’re not imagining it. 😅#AI #GenAI #MachineLearning #TechHumor #FutureIsNow


⚔️ When a billion dreams sleep, the IAF awakens to hunt the nightmares. No border is far enough, no enemy fast enough—India’s wings always get there first! 🙏🔥#GuardiansOfTheSky #IndianAirForceDay #IndianAirForce #IndianAirForceDay2025

TheLaymanCoder's tweet image. ⚔️ When a billion dreams sleep, the IAF awakens to hunt the nightmares. No border is far enough, no enemy fast enough—India’s wings always get there first! 🙏🔥#GuardiansOfTheSky #IndianAirForceDay #IndianAirForce #IndianAirForceDay2025

🚀 Cloud computing is cool, but the IAF literally controls the clouds. Thunder meets Python when Rafales roll! Scripting air supremacy, line by line. ☁️💻 #SkyHackers #IndianAirForce #IndianAirForceDay2025 #IndianAirForceDay


Breaking: Gurgaon drainage system spotted on a permanent holiday. Residents advised to carry snorkels and floaties at all times. 🌧️🚣‍♂️ #GurgaonRains #Gurgaon


Mondays are like legacy code — no one likes them, everyone complains, yet somehow... they still execute flawlessly every week 💻☕ We can’t refactor them, so just keep compiling your sanity. 😅 #MondayMotivation #TechHumor #DeveloperLife #MondayMood #CodingTruths 🚀


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