The Masked Marauder
@TheMaskedOne
Masked wrestler from the 60s to the present, fighter of bears, spandex enthusiast, living the kayfabe lifestyle, for bookings, just contact Mack.
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#NetNeutrality is important because I have as much a right to speak my mind online as someone with more money than me.
Attempting to get Masked Marauder, Jr. into his own bed. This is tougher than having to put over Dan the Emotionally Damaged Vagrant. #dad
I tried my hand at #MMA briefly in the 90s. Turns out I was actually fighting on Bumfights.com. Lesson learned: read contracts.
While Dusty had great success with his #American Dream gimmick, I found considerably less success with my American Wet Dream run. #wrestling
Back in '83, I was on a tour in #Italy, feuding with #Marinara Marchiano. Our feud ended in a 4 corners canolli streetfight. #traveltuesday
It is damn near impossible to get sand out of a #luchador mask. Lifeguard Kody won the match through treachery! #whatilearnedatthebeach
#ifihadallthepoweriwould make @davemeltzerWON give my match vs Crazy Hobo Hank behind the Fuel & Go #4 the 3 stars it deserves.
#ifihadallthepoweriwould have crushed Hulkamania in the 80s...instead, he hulked up, I got the Leg Drop o' Doom, & I was back to the indies
When I'm not wrestling the likes of Hobo Jerry and Crazy Ted, I #teach #literature...with the mask on, of course.
I knew I wouldn't be able to retire comfortably from wrestling, so I went back to school. My full title is The Masked Marauder, M.ed.
Summer of '78, I fought Otis the Misguided Vagrant in a mask vs last bit of dignity match. I still have my mask... #wweraw #RAW #RAWTalk
Sometimes the ol' MM likes to take the edge off by lighting a few candles, putting on some Michael Buble, and powerbombing a jobber.
"You can't sit in the waiting room w/out an appointment. I'm just following orders." "That's what #Nazis said at #Nuremberg ." "Get out."
Happy #FourthOfJuly from an old masked wrestler who fell through a table today, not in a match, but during a drunken cookout.
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