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Wordsmith weaving chaos into magic, welcoming you with an unsettling smile into the library at the center of the maze.

Abby

@TheMazeLibrary

Mean evil meatball with eyestalks. Wordsmith weaving chaos into magic, welcoming you with an unsettling smile into the library at the center of the maze.

Let's start over. Hi, how are you today? I'm sorry, am I interrupting? I'll overlook your disrespect and let you live for one more day. See you tomorrow. Thanks, have a nice one.


To sing with emotion, you need control over it, or your voice won't be perfect. I was hurt by people telling me I wasn't feeling properly, and I could never make them pay for those wounds because my emotional control has always been precise. I wish to make them sing.


The most deceiving thing about the Displacer Beast is when it loafs. So you see no paws, no tentacles. You think it's just a cute black cat lounging on top of a shelf, then "hiss hiss"—it wants to eat you, and it's terrifying.


It's so weird to see you popping your leg out of shorts. Stop wearing that shit. Start composing yourself like a decent human being and cover up.


I'm going through therapy to stop suppressing my emotions, feel them, and ultimately get a better life. I now realize how much I want to punch your face until it caves in. Can we move forward to the feeling part?


It's ok if the culmination of your life is behind you. It's ok to be a has-been. You can enjoy looking at better people, knowing you will never be as good as them. You are absolutely not melting down.


My bed called. It said it misses me.


The web is weird for people who are not famous. Can you process it?


Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary No, I don't. I was reminded by the automatic messages. After three years, I can say with certainty that my mind has no charisma and I will never be popular. Thanks for the experiment.

TheMazeLibrary's tweet image. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

No, I don't. I was reminded by the automatic messages.

After three years, I can say with certainty that my mind has no charisma and I will never be popular. Thanks for the experiment.

I can't eat you. My teeth are marshmallows.


Is it definitely plugged in?


Stop wishing each other good health and start eating your giblets. It's much more effective.


Two friends chat next to me: "These pumps are 200, bitch, how did you?" "My dad is super good at web scams." Me: 😲😲😲 They laugh, they laugh, it was a joke. It was a joke, right?


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Powerful enough.

MichaelInv43908's tweet image. Powerful enough.

Never resell a house you buy after the last owner died before you open every floor and every wall. There could be treasure hidden.


Now I've stumbled upon feminism posts. What's next, US politics? The kid shooting guns looks cool, but my algorithm is really messed up now. I hate people arguing about past problems. I want brainstorms and solutions. Good common sense to me. Please send me geek posts.


It's not freedom of speech if it's racist.


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I like this girl, her name is Dakota Overland. She's a shooting champion now, and she's currently training for the world championship. Please leave politics out of it; this is a sport. You could ruin her career with your nonsense.👇

thesergeantags's tweet image. I like this girl, her name is Dakota Overland. She's a shooting champion now, and she's currently training for the world championship.
Please leave politics out of it; this is a sport. You could ruin her career with your nonsense.👇

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