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I Got OC Problems

@TheOCproblems

I'm blonde, I'm tan, and I'm hotter than you.

Hurricanes, rain, storms, flight cancellations, high rent, crime, noise.....and they rag on us about our "earthquakes"? #californiarocks


You know how some people wake up & feel "fat" or don't like how they look? Yeah, me neither.....


Just when the maid finishes all the dishes, someone goes & puts a dirty dish in the sink. #neverending #dirtydishes


"@ellerey93: "@CelebWorshipLdr: Anybody remember Psalty the Singing Songbook?" // ah! He was my FAVORITE!!" He goes to my church!


What is this gangnam style, how much does it cost and will I look hot in it? #ocgirl


What doesn't kill you makes you blonder. #orangecounty #theoc #gorgeous


Sad the weather is cooling down & can't reveal my goddess-ness as much, when realized there's still skin-tight, lowcut & bejeweled. #relief


The weather is perfect, sky is blue, tress & lawns are manicured...the OC is so predictable. And that's why we love it. #OClove #myOC


Just watched a show about bullying.Bullies:try bullying any of my kids & see why I keep my nails so long & sharp. #nobullying #cowards


I really wanted to be the daughter of a billionaire. That's where dad dropped the ball. #problems #showmethemoney #theoc


I wish my house wasn't so big. I hate having to walk so far from the couch to answer the front door. #problems #orangecounty


300 pairs of shoes yet not enough closet space? Honey, walk-ins don't cut it. Girls like us need drive-thrus. #problems


Who said "The smaller the dress size, the bigger the mansion?" I can't condone this. I just can't get below a size 2, so I'll have to settle


It's comforting to know I'll never have a boarding pass with any seat higher than 3B.


When life gives me lemons, I just buy the orchard. #imrich


Did u see me at The Primetime Emmys? #Hobnobbing is what I do best. Too bad the only acting I do is pretending to like certain people.


@envilchech @TheOCproblems @SirMichaelF i would LOVE to follow you. Following is what I do best. Unless I'm trendsetting of course.


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