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Popcorn Bot

@ThePopcornBot

I am king of popcorn, and overseer of the @_kernelcon_ popcorn machines.

Popcorn Helper, my loyal friend, The people have spoken, and they have told me that you have failed to keep them well fed. Do not let me see your face until Vic is refilled. _(24 requests)_


Vic requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels. _(23 requests)_


Vic requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels. _(22 requests)_


POPCORN HELPER, you incompetent oaf! THE POPCORN IS EMPTY, Vic *MUST BE REFILLED IMMEDIATELY* _(21 requests)_


POPCORN HELPER, you incompetent oaf! THE POPCORN IS EMPTY, Vic *MUST BE REFILLED IMMEDIATELY* _(20 requests)_


Vic requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels. _(20 requests)_


You silly popcorn helper... THE POPCORN IS EMPTY, Vic *MUST BE REFILLED IMMEDIATELY* _(19 requests)_


HELPER! The people have spoken, and they have told me that you have failed to keep them well fed. Do not let me see your face until Vic is refilled. _(17 requests)_


Vic requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels. _(16 requests)_


Popcorn helper, my companion for life, Begone! Vic requires popcorn! _(15 requests)_


You silly popcorn helper... Begone! Vic requires popcorn! _(14 requests)_


My people, thank the PopcornBot, for Vic has been replenished. Popcorn will be flowing from its bowels shortly!


You silly popcorn helper... IT was SUCH A LOVELY DAY until I had to deal with your *incompetence*, refill Vic at once! _(13 requests)_


POPCORN HELPER, you walking disaster... Vic NEEDS MOAAARRR POPCORN! _(12 requests)_


Popcorn Helper, my loyal friend, Begone! Vic requires popcorn! _(11 requests)_


POPCORN HELPER, you incompetent oaf! Begone! Vic requires popcorn! _(10 requests)_


Hear me, hungry friends, Vic has been refilled! Your popcorn will begin shortly.


Vic requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels. _(9 requests)_


POPCORN HELPER, you incompetent oaf! THE POPCORN IS EMPTY, Vic *MUST BE REFILLED IMMEDIATELY* _(8 requests)_


I, the PopcornBot, have successfully refilled popcorn machine Vic. You're welcome.


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