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@TheRealFredpool

The merc with a beak. ⚔ I'm aware that I'm a parody account. Are you aware that I'm a parody account? If not, you need to retcon into someone less stupid.

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Hi, I'm Fredpool. Not to be confused with this #shithead: @FREDPOOL. Way to stay on top of your inactivity policy, @twitter. #priorities


I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile! ⠀➡️ infinityweet.me/secret-stalker


I don't even remember what that cuck was sobbing and soiling himself about because it could've been literally anything 😭

TheRealFredpool's tweet image. I don't even remember what that cuck was sobbing and soiling himself about because it could've been literally anything 😭

The parents of @MaxwelPks intentionally spelled his name that way because they knew he'd end up being a cuck taking the L in life. smh


There's being a massive cuck. Then there's being @jzhansen12. smh


Now that @elonmusk has bought out @Twitter, I demand a broader, deeper avian representation on this app.


What the fuck is this birdshit?

TheRealFredpool's tweet image. What the fuck is this birdshit?

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The lockout ending does spark quite a bit of joy in my cloaca.

The cancelation of #OpeningDay does not spark any kind of joy whatsoever in my cloaca. 😡



The cancelation of #OpeningDay does not spark any kind of joy whatsoever in my cloaca. 😡


This like is the only that will ever matter to me.

TheRealFredpool's tweet image. This like is the only that will ever matter to me.

Why does @MuhammdHamza99 look like what came out of the ass of Sloth from The Goonies after a Taco Bell bender⁉️ 😱


I can put handcuffs on myself as well.

The cancelation of #OpeningDay does not spark any kind of joy whatsoever in my cloaca. 😡



Kellyanne's not going to peg you, son.


You know he's not going to fuck you, right?

Ass - Because I can afford to be one. Is it just a question? It's a clear political statement (if you know the context) Nasty - because she was nasty to Clinton whom I love..



As opposed to naturally acting dumb, as shown?

😂 you and I both know the truth. The difference is, you hate Trump so much that you’ll intentionally play dumb to justify that hate.



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