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DOJ just released the report from its two-year investigation of the Minneapolis police department. Here's a thread of notable excerpts. This first one happened *while a DOJ investigator was on a ride-along.*
Okay, about going to see the Flash. This is kind of funny, and it's non-spoilery, it's about the actual theater experience. We live in a tiny town, we actually live OUTSIDE a tiny town, but we weirdly have a cool, fun, funky theater that does surprising things. 1/
THE MOST COMMON PROBLEM WITH MEN'S PANTS DeSantis' outfit here illustrates one of the most common problems with pants—and the one that requires a bit of know-how to fix. So let's talk about it. 🧵
Today @GovRonDeSantis met with @KemiBadenoch, who has been branded by British media as the "Anti-woke darling of the right" (a badge of honor!) Two great conservative fighters on mission.
Shel Silverstein seems pretty wooden. He’s giving tree.
Got a little prankster with counterfeit Italian food. Call it imp pasta.
Got a little prankster with counterfeit Italian food. Call it imp pasta.
I want to be on “Abbott Elementary”. I need the universe to like this tweet.
It would be hilarious if they cast Henry Cavill for this!
The Eiffel Tower is one of the world's most famous landmarks. But, when you think about it, it actually seems kind of pointless - it's just a big tower made of iron. So why the hell did they build it? Well, back in 1889, it was only ever supposed to be temporary...
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I got attacked on stage by a KAREN. What would you have done⁉️🤣 #karensgonewild
Sesame Workshop mourns the passing of Bob McGrath, a beloved member of the Sesame Street family for over 50 years. 1/4
Volkswagen Italy, please never change your Instagram handle.
The absolute easiest thing most people could do to immediately improve the taste of their cooking is start using MSG. No kidding. It should be as basic to seasoning as salt or sugar, and that most of us don't use it based on old, debunked misinformation is quite ridiculous.
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