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First career 300-yard game calls for a giveaway! RT to enter to win a @MacJones_10 jersey courtesy of @GEICO. Rules: bit.ly/3Cp8nfx
Check out my matchup recap at football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/1115257/rec… @YahooFantasy #FeeltheWins @inickst3rii gets SIMP’D to start the year off. @COUNTRYBILLYY next victim
Giveaway #3: How many passing yards and total TDs will Tom Brady finish with tonight? - Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner) - Must RT this tweet & follow @MySportsUpdate
Giveaway #2: Predict the score and winner in tonight's #Cowboys vs. #Bucs game. - Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner) - Must RT this tweet & follow @MySportsUpdate
Giveaway #1: Which player scores the first TD in tonight's #Cowboys vs. #Bucs game? - Winner gets $100 & PFF EDGE subscription (1 winner) - Must RT this tweet & follow @MySportsUpdate
#PatsPracticeYouWin is 🔙 RT to enter to win a @JetBlue flight voucher. Rules: bit.ly/3lqpF6l
Ce𝟏𝟏ebrating Jules. RT to enter to win a signed @Edelman11 jersey. Rules: bit.ly/327XfmV
🚨 MARCH SIMPNESS 🚨 Sister Jean? Please. I thought we were meant to protect the at-risk people? Such as people by the age of 1-0-1? Someone get the runaway nun and put her back inside. This is no place for her. Georgia Tech +5.5 🤝
Everyone who retweets this gets free wings if the game goes to overtime.
🚨SIMP LOCKATRON-3000🚨 Chelsea pick em (-115) 2u Pulisic goal (+240) 1u Both have great value as Chelsea is due for a big performance. Christian gets back in the goals today as well, don’t miss out on this free money #SimpPicks #WhereIsBilly? @COUNTRYBILLYY
🚨NFL LOTY FROM SIMP & BILLY FOOSBALL TODAY. LISTEN LADS🚨 Vikings -4 (-110) vs Lions Kirk just loves a game against Detroit. Both teams had their struggles but I see Vikings playing for pride and smacking the Lions who want that draft pick. RIDE WITH US @COUNTRYBILLYY BOL🤝
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🚨 SIMP IS BACK WITH A PREMIER LEAGUE BANGER 🚨 Arsenal -1 vs West Brom +106 Arsenal and Lacazette in particular are red hot against a team that just had its best result of the year. Only down from here for ASS BROM LACA AUBA 🤝 MILKING THE BOOKIES
🚨 SIMP IS BACK WITH A PREMIER LEAGUE BANGER 🚨 Arsenal -1 vs West Brom +106 Arsenal and Lacazette in particular are red hot against a team that just had its best result of the year. Only down from here for ASS BROM LACA AUBA 🤝 MILKING THE BOOKIES
🚨HONEY QUICK, WAKE THE CHILDREN. SIMPCLAUS IS HERE! 🚨 Simp is here and he’s giving out points to all. Loving the overs today as the teams will put on a show for their families. Fancy a quick teaser 🔒? Merry Christmas and BOL 🤝🎄
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#UCL 10/27 $5000 FC Porto -145 Porto is 2 steps above Olympiakos in terms of talent and playmakers. Porto TT o1.5 is -115. Olympiakos TT o0.5 is -155 but BTTS NO is -130. The total is o2.25 is -125. Numbers have Porto by plenty so this is great value for the much better team.
Might have to ride with Saban tonight Billy. He’s got something to say to COVID
#UCL 10/27 $5000 FC Porto -145 Porto is 2 steps above Olympiakos in terms of talent and playmakers. Porto TT o1.5 is -115. Olympiakos TT o0.5 is -155 but BTTS NO is -130. The total is o2.25 is -125. Numbers have Porto by plenty so this is great value for the much better team.
Tailing #BillyLocks on this. Joey B introduces himself to the league against the wack ass Browns #OhioAssBowl #SimpNation
#UCL 10/27 $5000 FC Porto -145 Porto is 2 steps above Olympiakos in terms of talent and playmakers. Porto TT o1.5 is -115. Olympiakos TT o0.5 is -155 but BTTS NO is -130. The total is o2.25 is -125. Numbers have Porto by plenty so this is great value for the much better team.
People still tailing this guy? 🤣🤣
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