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Single on Wall St

@TheSingleBanker

"Ordered seamless... Called and told them to replace the pizza with as many beers as possible."


"Rule #1 of The Holiday Party: No Rules."


"I'd rather have both. One in my face and one on my waist."


"She was a 5 at PSU, but she's a 10 in IBanking"


"Let's make markets in how much weight the new first years gain."


"She fell asleep while we were 69ing... My neck was tired too"


"If a girl works in 'Marketing' she's prob a slut"


"I'd never fuck a co-worker, expect on promotion day or during the holiday party... Those 2 days It's perfectly acceptable"


"It's not about the bulge in the front, it's about the bulge in the back."


"I never use condoms, unless she's from jersey"


"I'd only fuck an intern after she didn't receive a full time offer"


"Girls are like deal toys... Trying to put a new one on my bookshelf weekly."


"I refuse to date anyone that has student debt"


"With each marriage, I'll be getting older, but my wife will stay the same age"


"I only use Hinge when I'm taking a poop."


"My parents said they'll only attend my first 2 weddings... 3&4 they're a no show"


"I have 8 girls. 4 I can be seen in public with and 4 I sneak in the back door."


"I've never seen a Seamless delivery woman"


"Spent $200 on drinks to get a blow job... Money horribly spent."


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