Saitama
@TheSingleHitGuy
Yeah I'm the bald man who can slap you to the moon how could you tell
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Oh hey Lapis, Peter and I are in a hot tub and he's been telling me all about what's happened since. You can't forget the good times huh Lapis
Finally took Saitama to the Capcom Cafe. I had to forcefully make him hungry with food pictures for half an hour to convince him, but now we’re gonna be eating good!
So I'm at Target for groceries and I see a big doggo. Why couldn't you be real...
Ocean man, take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe Is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land Ocean man
Mr. president, you seriously want me to play the piano to him as a signal of peace?
So anyways, with everything going on. What's the deal with the hero association Do they think im bad because im bald or what
If any of you try to stop me in this grocery store I'm going to paint this entire city red. Long live the purge
Parody purge what's that. Does this mean I can steal all the groceries I ever wanted
Such a delicious snack. I hope nothing steals my food I heard there were monkeys around here
Oh yeah, candy day friday I'll grab some for King and Fubuki. Be sure to have a nice weekend everyone and to be safe!
Remember Genos, punch people or monsters in the head its natures snooze button. You just need to hit it hard enough
I failed him. He was eaten alive and the kids are currently running towards me. Ima forget about him and run for my life
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