Jon Umber
@TheSmalljon
The Smalljon, son of the other Jon Umber. Proud member of the King in the North's guard. Not affiliated with HBO/ASOIAF
*finishes his fourth ale since finding his way to the hall, pouring himself a fifth and ignoring any offers of food from the servants*
*wanders through Winterfell, not really sure about where he's needed*
*after riding for days, he and his men finally make camp at the Bay of Ice, waiting for the Mormonts to cross over from Bear Island*
*brings the envoy to a stop beside a river and dismounts, ordering his men to build a small fire and to let the horses drink*
*searches Winterfell for @DaceyMormont, all of the men in the envoy ready to depart*
Damn it all, when's this envoy going to get moving? *looks around at the other men*
*readying his horse with the rest of the men arranged into the envoy, dismissing any stable hand who attempts to help* #IDOTHISSHITALONE
Here a seks, there a seks, everywhere a seks seks, Fake Westeros had lots of seks, ee-aye, ee-aye, oh~
*finishes his drink and leaves Winterfell's hall, going out into the yard to take a few late night hits at one of the dummies*
Well...at least father stopped trying to play the match maker...
My first and only #FF shall be for my father, @greatjonumber, all of you go follow him...
#ThingsThatBotherMe when some douchebag bastard comes along and steals all the Smalljon's thunder. #YeahJon #ComeAtMeBro XD
*moves onto his third training dummy of the day, hacking into it mercilessly, seeing only the Kingslayer's face*
#WhyDoPeopleThink me being called the Smalljon is because of THAT.
*after patrolling the Wolfswood for any sign of wildlings, he returns to Winterfell with his string of men with three heads to his name*
Normally I'd ask myself why these pornbots are following me, but they must've been drawn to my...wait...why ARE these pornbots following me?
I must say, it's easy to get a headache when talking to my father.
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