Space Cops
@TheSpaceCops
We're the Space Cops, Smiths and Caine, brought here to Aperture to restore peace and order to the galaxy, or the laboratory. One of the two...
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(C) *turns to a test subject* BOO! *test subject scampers away* Friggen pansies.
(C) This place is going to Hell in a handbasket, and not a particularly good handbasket either.
(C) Stand down, perp! Running away will only make both of us tired!
(C) I like what you've done with the place. Blood red and neurotoxin green.
(C) Deck the halls with live grenades... Falalalala HA HA HA HAH!
(C) I want to give thanks that so many of you have perfectly punchable faces.
(C) Yeah, I named my fists. This one's "Righteous" and this one's "Justice". They'd both like to meet you fist-to-face.
(C) Christmas songs already? In that case, I'm looking forward to eating chocolate bunnies when December 25th rolls around, then. Cripes!
(S) *puts his sunglasses back on as he walks down the hall* Huh, what was her problem?
(C) Speaking of which, here's a door. *bangs on the door* @ApSciTiemann HEY! HAVE YOU GOT FOOD IN THERE?!
(S) *starts walking down the hall* Damn lettuce always reminds me of the Moss Men... Fun to beat, not to eat...
(C) And you know how I like my BLTs. It's all about lifting quite a lot of crispy bacon before I find the miserable sulking vegetables.
(S) *shakes his head and puts his glasses back on* Sandwich... Let's get on that...
(C) Hey, hey, Smiths, snap out of it, man. You're having those visions again. We need to find a BLT sandwich, STAT!
(S) *grins* Heh, I know I'm deep in it. *continues grinning and nodding at an imaginary figure next to him* Hey there pretty lady...
(C) Yeah, sure. But dames are trouble. They flap their big eyelashes at you and part their sweet lips and you know you're deep in it.
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