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Biostatistician. Straight in a kinda gay way malewife.
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I do stats, science, plants...and melancholy but not the romantic kind. Biostatistician. Straight in a kinda gay way malewife. he/him. 5'3" (derogatory)

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Walked in on my mom's computer opening programs and surfing the web on it's own. I guess I need to take care of that.


Is it the prosopagnosia or is that just the same face on two people?

"Sitcoms will never be the same" and it has a guitar randomly hovering in the air with a stray hand

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Soft skills jobs are whack

i love being the Gen Z hire bc i get to make presentations explaining the charli and taylor beef to my coworkers

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Gearing up to leave her for Erika Kirk

Usha before: "I was raised in a religious household. My parents were Hindu and that's one of the things that made them good parents and good people" JD now; "She grew up in a Hindu family but not a religious one and she was agnostic. I hope she comes around to my faith" What a…



Rocket Mortgage has been calling me once a day for a week now. They already get 49.85% of my paycheck, what more do these fuckers want?


Totally normal for it to take until the end of October to remove my window unit. Climate is fine.

TheStatsRobot's tweet image. Totally normal for it to take until the end of October to remove my window unit. Climate is fine.

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king arthur came a lot didn't he

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It's remote wage slavery in both the literal and figurative sense.

NEO The Home Robot Order Today



It's piloted by some poor person in a 3rd world country. An ipad on a stick with grabbers would make more sense.

remember when we all said theres literally no reason to make robots human shaped other than to fulfill people's desires to have slaves again. yea.



This is crazy. I'll never understand how these people get past your dating filter. Why hide all your red flags just to spill them all the second you have in person contact? He has to understand he looks like a lunatic, because he clearly kept the wheels on up to this point.

not really a breakup but this was after one date

Bug__Lady__'s tweet image. not really a breakup but this was after one date


I live in a low income, 65% hispanic neighborhood. Some people don't have papers. We're doing 2 full bars a kid (and a pencil because I'm 95 years old) because I feel like the world doesn't deserve to be this dark.

TheStatsRobot's tweet image. I live in a low income, 65% hispanic neighborhood. Some people don't have papers. We're doing 2 full bars a kid (and a pencil because I'm 95 years old) because I feel like the world doesn't deserve to be this dark.

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Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.


As a short person...jesus these hurt.

Little Himmler on his way to see the judge

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The house does not have a filibuster you ignorant cryptofacists.

Choose wisely… 👻

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WhiteHouse's tweet image. Choose wisely… 👻
WhiteHouse's tweet image. Choose wisely… 👻
WhiteHouse's tweet image. Choose wisely… 👻


Ezra Klein undergoes criticality and explodes in a 50 megaton blast, leveling whichever coastal city he's currently shaking the trees for conservadems in as he realizes every thought he's ever had was for nothing.


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Quiet you!

Me parece inmadura la gente que para todo tiene una referencia de Los Simpsons



i'M a VOteR!

TheStatsRobot's tweet image. i'M a VOteR!

I will never get over this woman filming a video of herself voting for Cuomo and filling in the bubble wrong, thus invalidating her ballot. Pure bliss content



They're doing this to me tomorrow

April to current for my client MacGregor. As DJ Khalid would say - ANOOTHAAAA ONE

tywoosley23's tweet image. April to current for my client MacGregor. As DJ Khalid would say - ANOOTHAAAA ONE


'CREEPY' DON TRUMP AT IT AGAIN! BEING 'HANDSY' IS 'NOTHING NEW.'

TheStatsRobot's tweet image. 'CREEPY' DON TRUMP AT IT AGAIN! BEING 'HANDSY' IS 'NOTHING NEW.'

Amazing For You page Grok, really nailed it

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