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Alfred F. Jones

@TheTaintedHero

Pay up. I'm not a charity, go get your own help. Money can get you everything here. [ Corporate!America RP Account | 18+ ]

He's craving Taco Bell.


"There's always next year." Pat. Pat.

Thank you... *violently blows noes*



Awkwardly pats @Internet_Viking's shoulder and offers tissue.




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Excuse you, I drink kombucha.

You are what you eat, so you are what you drink, too.



Diet soda?! You think I drink garbage?!

Go choke on your diet soda and fake sugar, morherf*cker. 𝑮𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚. (ง'̀-'́)ง



Finally learned my time is too valuable to waste on you? Go choke on your leaf water.

You have nothing else better to do, lazy loaf cheeto fingers. Sod off.



You wish, old man.



Suck my taint, leaf eater.

I’ll say it again, then. Go away, burger bimbo.



And then slap them cheeks like a snare drum—

sometimes you just gotta slap a mans tiddy like a bag of rice



He comes back from the void to give @xVanya64 a pet.


Flicks a ball of paper at @RainingTea23. He's just so bored.


"I'm alive and I'm surprised this dump isn't on fire."


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