Alfred F. Jones
@TheTaintedHero
Pay up. I'm not a charity, go get your own help. Money can get you everything here. [ Corporate!America RP Account | 18+ ]
Blue green fizz
"There's always next year." Pat. Pat.
Excuse you, I drink kombucha.
You are what you eat, so you are what you drink, too.
Diet soda?! You think I drink garbage?!
Go choke on your diet soda and fake sugar, morherf*cker. 𝑮𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚𝒚. (ง'̀-'́)ง
Finally learned my time is too valuable to waste on you? Go choke on your leaf water.
You have nothing else better to do, lazy loaf cheeto fingers. Sod off.
You wish, old man.
Suck my taint, leaf eater.
Fuck no, baby man.
Good.
Exactly.
And then slap them cheeks like a snare drum—
sometimes you just gotta slap a mans tiddy like a bag of rice
"I'm alive and I'm surprised this dump isn't on fire."
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