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I feel like I missed the boat on stealing millions from taxpayers.


That Giannis injury looked horrific.


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Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.


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C-Mac went off on the Patriots laying "dirty" hits on Jaxson Dart and the Giants: @CMacWFAN



It’s easy to make sense of it. Pardon the whale so he can give you everything. Help?

Make this make sense. The President launches lethal strikes on transporters of cocaine, but then pardons Juan Orlando Hernández, a convicted cocaine kingpin. In mafia terms, it’s like going after the bagman while inviting the mob boss to dinner. PS: Ban the presidential…

SenatorSlotkin's tweet image. Make this make sense. The President launches lethal strikes on transporters of cocaine, but then pardons Juan Orlando Hernández, a convicted cocaine kingpin. 

In mafia terms, it’s like going after the bagman while inviting the mob boss to dinner. 

PS: Ban the presidential…


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A woman spends the day with her lover while her husband is at work. Her husband arrives home unexpectedly, and the woman shoves her lover into the closet. She doesn't know that her 9-year-old son is already hiding in there. The little boy says, "It's dark in here." "Yes, it is,"…

Jimfrombaseball's tweet image. A woman spends the day with her lover while her husband is at work. Her husband arrives home unexpectedly, and the woman shoves her lover into the closet.
She doesn't know that her 9-year-old son is already hiding in there.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
"Yes, it is,"…

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These are the names of my fallen teammates who helped me become the man I am. They’re gone, but never forgotten.

BoJackson's tweet image. These are the names of my fallen teammates who helped me become the man I am. They’re gone, but never forgotten.

A lot of red white and blue out there.


It was Mut and we all know it. Sleep well.

I make one fake DM and the show ends. I feel sick.



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Blast me, daddy

Northeast set to be blasted by ‘most extreme cold on Earth’ before Christmas trib.al/skHrwSX

nypost's tweet image. Northeast set to be blasted by ‘most extreme cold on Earth’ before Christmas trib.al/skHrwSX


Public Service Announcement - I do NOT run the Turtleboy Facebook or IG accounts. Just this Twitter account and the compromised A Timothy Kearney facebook page. If you send noodz or butt plug images to Turtleboy account on IG or Facebook it will likely be received by an admin who…



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Didn’t help. Is it safe to assume that it’s Dave’s fault?



No.

80s action, pick your top 2...

FunMovieTVFan's tweet image. 80s action, pick your top 2...


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Thank you for your service. No one else can retweet Schefter and ask a head coach “What’s your game plan for next week?” like the powerful group of sports journalists.

Here's the thing for aspiring young reporters—the games are played when other people aren't working. That's never changing. Nights, weekends, holidays. You'll miss happy hours, parties, weddings, Christmases, Thanksgivings. If you think you can do it 9-5, you'll never make it.



You could produce it @KenLairdWEEI

Pauly in the truck and Maria from Watertown should do a sports show together. On the moon.



Shows over and in the wind, but…

@kirkminshow Let me be absolutely clear. I had no knowledge of, and in no way participated in, the repulsive “joke” made at my expense on the Kirk Minihane Show in the episode with Barstool’s Kelly Keegs. I had not heard that portion of the episode until very recently, and to…



Pauly in the truck and Maria from Watertown should do a sports show together. On the moon.


I liked today.


🚨 JEN PSAKI IN 2021: “I can absolutely ASSURE you that no one is coming into the United States of America who has not been through a THOROUGH screening and background check process.” Can we get an update, @jrpsaki?!



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