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Sometimes it's best to play the position and get the money. Fuck how you feel about you..most headliners believe they should close.


My biggest flaw was wanting to be comfortable with everyone and everything. That's not realistic at all. You have to #LiveAndLetLive


How many times do you have to type yes to recieve social media meme blessing? #HigherPower


Republicans believe the election was a loss due to voter fraud yet they still campaigning to get more donations. #PAYATTN


HerchelWalker doesn't move with intent of a politician. He moves like he was told what to do.


I find it hard to believe Vivica Fox and Ice T have carshield?


Folks do wrath shit and run away like they are exempt from wrath. #NotCrazyJustEvilAF


Stop being sad, depressed or deflated just because someone else is happy.


It's funny how dismissive folks seem to try to hard to impress folks they ignore. #CrabShit


Im super surprised Sam Jackson hasnt slapped the shit outta somebody.


Maybe Chris is the one who need to move with his Aunt and Uncle.


Will gonna need Chris to white people this shit😄


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I may in fact be in love with this woman.



#PootbutPutin needs a no fly so he can justify his future actions.


Ah..the coach wasn't cool with any of the shadey bs. I stand enlightened.


So..the coach was cool throwing games and doing shadey shit til he got shaded by the people he did the shadey shit for.🤔 #GoodJob


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