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The Truester

@TheTruester

Just here to tell it like it is!!

A woman cutting all her hair off is the equivalent of a guy cutting his dick off. #truesterdoesntlie


Is winning at Russian Roulette really "winning"?


"BAE" started as just an illiterate person trying to write "BABE". #truestory


HELLZ YEAH!!

For my money, the second-best show ever - behind Breaking Bad.



Being a preacher must be an amazing profession...you get to threaten people under the guise of "you're spreading the word of God".


That might be the way to keep a girlfriend, but I tried doing that to random girls in public and that's not the way to get a girlfriend..

For my money, the second-best show ever - behind Breaking Bad.



Rumors are just lies dressed up more seductively. The Truester hates 'em!!

For my money, the second-best show ever - behind Breaking Bad.



YEAH, Michael Keaton and Christian Bale just didn't have that same comedic timing that #Batman so sorely needed!!

For my money, the second-best show ever - behind Breaking Bad.



Just imagine Grown-ups with Chris Farley, instead of Kevin James!! That's almost worth watching..


More like "Jew, Jew, JEW!!!!"


under the floorboards is the best hiding place!!


Days are filled with lies and at night the truths are revealed. That's why The Truester only comes out at night. Or else, he'd deteriorate..


facebook.com/profile.php?id… Check this guy out!! He's hilarious!!!


It's WRONG how people talk about killing Rob Schneider, or Pauly Shore, or David Spade..You know what!? HACK LIVES MATTER!!!


There's no such thing as bad publicity..except when you write a 3 page article on your murderous thoughts towards Justin Bieber. #notme


My brother likes to dick on me cause he got mom's and uncle tony's good looks; Well, that's only because he's their illegitimate child. #shh


It's like the spirit of an old man has manifested itself in the face of a baby monkey! #thatsthetruester!

.@phillyzoo welcomes a new addition to the family!...a western lowland gorilla born to Kira and Motuba.

FOX29philly's tweet image. .@phillyzoo welcomes a new addition to the family!...a western lowland gorilla born to Kira and Motuba.


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