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My fav is when intellectually insecure men lie unprompted to seem like they know things but little do they know I actually know what I talk about and don’t let them talk out they ass 🤣💀


Def don’t do it with a Gucci belt

What's your opinion on hitting your child as a punishment? 🤔

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Skinny white man save me


A woman will save me


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damn they want us fatherless & dateless 💔

What's your opinion on hitting your child as a punishment? 🤔

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Murga on the beat


Fluctuating between needing a full roster and wanting celibacy


Save me European man


In need of a bender so bent it launches me into a hell of a comedown


A make out sesh would fix me


I’ve 100% used ChatGPT to help me write break up or apology messages and I will take this to my grave!!!

asked ChatGPT to respond to my friend’s ex’s apology 😭

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ATP not getting married just means I’m saving myself a divorce


Not the h*es swiping up “imy” at 9 am


Does it stain when ur water breaks??


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“Seasonal depression? That’s a pretty big word for Elmo”


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I just interviewed a grown child of a mommy blogger and I just have to say we're not ready for the stories that are going to emerge in the coming years


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Listen up, ladies!!!!

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When I stop loving men for their mothers and bag their mother I will finally be happy


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