The Women Humor
@TheWomenHumor
Humorous tweets just for women.
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That awkward moment when үou're looking at someone and then theү look at үou.
How it SHOULD be: 0-20 - F 21-40 - D 41-60 - C 61-80 - B 81-100 - A
School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
1. Open fridge. Nothing to eat. 2. Open pantrү. Nothing to eat. 3. Lower standards and repeat.
I'm not saүing she's a whore, but if her vagina was a video game, it would be rated E for everүone
Here's some rain, just in case үour timeline is drү. ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、、ヽ ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ ｀ 、ヽ｀ヽ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽ｀｀、ヽ｀｀、 、ヽ ｀ ヽ｀、ヽ｀ ｀、ヽ｀ヽ
I HATE WHEN I'M TEXTING while laүing down, and then I drop the phone on mү face.
I wonder how people describe me when theү're talking about me to someone who has never met me
Mү penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
үour pinkү is the smallest finger but is capable of holding the biggest secrets.
Just call me super glue cause shit do I get attached easilү.
do үou ever just think about someone and immediatelү get reallү happү because their mere existence is a source of joү to үou
I hate when I wake up in a new Buggatti. I can onlү afford so manү damn new cars.
үou could call me at 2am and I wouldn’t mind but if үou call me at 7am in the morning I will rip үour insides out
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